i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths
my life is just one unattainable dark-haired guy after another
I have seduced many people with the soothing sound of my baritone sax.
I AM CRYING
I PLAYED THIS WHILE I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DOING HOMEWORK AND MY MOM ASKED WHAT THAT NOISE WAS SO I TOLD HER I FARTED AND I REALIZE THAT THAT’S NOT BETTER AT ALL.
(Source: saxypone, via lydiamartining)